I'll begin this by saying I'm not a Jeff Foxworthy fan. He's just not my thing. Well...it seems like he's now picking on Michigan with his whole "you might be a redneck" routine. This time around it's "you might live in Michigan."
I admit that some of these made me laugh out loud.
* If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because it's the coldest spot in the nation...you might live in Michigan.
* If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March...you might live in Michigan.
* If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year...you might live in Michigan.
* If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by...you might live in Michigan.
* If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead...you might live in Michigan.
* If "vacation" means going up north on I-75...you might live in Michigan.
* If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once...you might live in Michigan.
* If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching...you might live in Michigan.
* If you see people wearing hunting camouflage at social events...you might live in Michigan.
* If "down south" to you means Ohio...you might live in Michigan.
* If you can actually drink Vernors without coughing...you might live in Michigan.
* If you think owning a Honda is un-American...you might live in Michigan.
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